when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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