just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
