She is in my trunk
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It's shark week go big or go home
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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