He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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