I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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