what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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