HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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