i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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