It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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