Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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