too bad you live with your parents still
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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