so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
