another moral hangover. fuck.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
you made out with another girl for some wings
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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