a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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