Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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