im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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