Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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