You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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