Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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