thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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