My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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