If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize