Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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