remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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