The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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