At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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