I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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