i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
