I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize