Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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