3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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