No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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