thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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