His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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