Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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