It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm always down for nudity.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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