A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Randomize
