I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
