whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize