he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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