He asked to "fluff my boner.."
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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