lets start a swedish sibling band together
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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