idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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