Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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