The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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