weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
