On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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