she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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