hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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