Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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