the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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