I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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