Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
